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Evil Plan Generators. Brilliant.

Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Evil - It's my nature

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to realize something is wrong, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a corporate suit?

Stage Two

Next, you must obliterate the internet. This will all be done from a hell, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must tauntingly wave your armies of destruction, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with the spice girls, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

[Generate one yourself : EVIL GUIDE PLAN]